:: Sch0oL J0keS ::

I came acr0ss these j0kes n i find it pretty funny.. ~

Natural History Lesson
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson.
“Worker ants,” she told them, “can carry pieces of food five times their own weight.

What do you conclude from that?”
One child was ready with the answer: “They don’t have a union.”

Opinion
On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

Silence

The 3rd grade teacher had to leave her classroom for a few minutes.

On returning, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.

She was shocked and absolutely stunned.

She said “I’ve never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?”
Finally, after much urging, little Julie spoke up and said, “Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead.”

One Difficult Question
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview.

Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly.

The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

“Tell me your choice,” he said to the boy, “What’s your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind.”
The boy thought for a while and said, “My choice is ONE real difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the man on the opposite side.

Tell me : What comes first , Day or Night ?”

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: “It’s the DAY, sir.”

“How ???????” the interviewer was smiling (”At last, I got you!” he said to himself.)
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
Admission for the course was thus secured.

Chair
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an a when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: “Which chair?”