:: Nyamuk Jantan mkn Buah?? ::

Salam sumer..

Memandang kan de lgk 50minit sbl0m tut0rial Nizham Al Qada' bermula, dr aku xde wat pe, maka terdetik la tuk aku cari fakta mengenai pemakanan nyamuk jantan........

Sume nye bermula pd satu mlm yg hening.. di kala aku, yuna, nax n Atun ngah g0lek2 smbil b0rak2..

Tetibe terkuar isu psal nyamuk... sbb di kala2 tu de sek0r nyamuk kt blek tu duk r0und2 geget kami....even sek0r tp ann0ying diye tu hanya Tuhan saje yg tawu..heh!!

Aku p0n ckp la kt depa yg nyamuk betina nye kije la ni... sbb nyamuk jantan xmkn darah, die mkn buah2 an.....

Lepas mndengar kata2 ku tersebut, Nax,Yuna n Atun wat muke err0r......

Nax ckp, 'Nyamuk jantan mkn buah?? k0 bior btul Tin.. xpnah tawu p0n aku..'

Atun n Yuna pon mem bekking kata2 Nax tuu.. Aku plak yg jdk blur.. 'Ai, bt0l la nyamuk jantan mkn buah... korg xpnah dnga ke pasal neh??'

Dorg pon geleng2. 'Ne plak ko tawu yg nyamuk jantan mkn buah ni Tin?? haishh..'

Aku p0n err0r laaa.. pakkal jek xde tenet kt blek tu tuk aku surf n carik fakta tuk mnyok0ng kata2 ku ituu.....Aku xpuas ati..aku tawu pe yg aku ckp tu bt0l..sbb aku pnah blaja pasal ni...

s0k nye dlm cls aku p0n tanye la Dayah @ Peah... yes!! Dayah p0n ckp camtu gakk.. ngan pn0h em0 skali...hahaha. Nax n Atun plak tkedu... tp dorg still xpuas ati...hoho.

Ptg nye plak, aku gi Shah Alam ngan Huda.. Jmpe abah aku... tme tu Abah n Umi kt de meeting.. Abah kt s.Alam, umi plak kt Putrajaya...

Mase on the way nak gi Putrajaya pas amek abah kt Blue Wave Hotel S.Alam tu, aku p0n tanye la Abah bkenaan perihal pmakanan nyamuk jantan tersebut... Abah pon mnyata kan fakta yg same... tme tu Huda terkedu... sbb die p0n xpcaye pe yg aku gtaw tuu...hehehehe..

Haa... ni aku da carik kt tenet.. xcaye sgt pe yg aku ckp...... hamek ni k0rg...hahaha..

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Pengembaraan Hebat Seekor Nyamuk

Nyamuk merupakan makhluk yang paling dikenali kerana ia sering melawat kediaman kita ketika musim panas.

Pernahkah kamu mendapat peluang untuk melihat nyamuk secara dekat? Jika tidak, lihatlah gambar pada halaman ini dan kita dapat mengkajinya bersama. Tahukah kamu mengapa badan nyamuk berwarna merah? Badannya berwarna merah kerana ia dipenuhi darah manusia atau apa sahaja yang dihinggapinya?

Ramai manusia percaya nyamuk menghidap darah.

Kenyataannya, nyamuk menghisap manisan bunga.

Hanya nyamuk betina menghisap darah, dan ia adalah untuk keperluan telur yang dibawanya.

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Kalu korg nak tgk further inf0, bley la lawat kt link ni yer...hehehe.

http://harunyahya.com/malaysian/buku/ciptaan/ciptaan04.php

P/S: even dlm artikel ni xckp direct mkn buah, try korg crik artikel2 laen yg ckp direct psal ni.. manisan bunge ngan buah kan same jek manis nyee.. buah2 an pon stok2 yg bley di inject laa..mcm buah lai, buah epal etc.. bkn aku ckp buah mcm buah durian tuu...ad0i laa...
xcaye gi surf sane...jumpe punye laa.. kalu k0rg jumpe nak blanje aku mkn satay bley?? wakakaka

:: BenGang yG AMAT!! ::

Aku bengang giler nii...

Bengang ngan org2 opis kolej ameenah UIA yg hampehs nak mati tuu...

Nape la susah sgt nak setel kan application tukor bilik tuu...

Aku bkn mintak bilik yg de penghuni pon...

Dah sah2 sister tu da graD, bilik tu k0s0ng... zer0.. xde 0rg... s0 pe lgk masalah nye???

At first d0rg gak yg carik psal ngan aku...

Elok2 aku n Atun apply nak same bilik sem lpas, dorg gi pisah kan ktorg...

Pastu ngade2 nak ik0t pr0sedur k0n0n tuk tuk0r bilik...

Applicati0n tuk tukor bilik hanye bley di wat a WEEK after sem start...

pastu A week lpas tarikh tutup tu baru akan dipr0ses sgale mak nenek b0rg2 application tuu..

pdhal masa aku gi opis ameenah jumaat(24July) kul 3ptg tu, d0rg duk b0rak2 buang mase.. bkn bz wat kije p0n!!!

Pastu yakin2 jek ckp borg2 tu akan dipr0ses weekends.......ari senin da bley dpt!!!

Tadik, aku gi opis kul 10stngah pagi, kakak puteh yg hampehs tu ckp, kne tunggu principal sign dlu la ape laa... ari rabu bley dpt... mmg s*0t!!!

Pe yg susah sgt nk tukor kan bilik pon aku xtawu laa.. kolej laki xde hal jekk.. ari ni mintak, ari ni gak dpt tukor bilik.. xde nak ikot prosedur yg ngarut2 tuu... da aku anta borg snin pagi, slase da bley proses laa.. yg nak tunggu sume org abes apply tu nape....

Kate first c0me first serve tapi............ hish!! mmg b*ng*ng!!

Sistem spatut nye mnyenang kan students.. tp dlm kes ni aku teramat la pasti yg org2 opis ameenah yg pmalas tahap cipan sbnor nyee.....

dorg yg malas nk wat kije, tawu borak2 gelak2 jek...saje nak suh students susah....

Mende simple yg bley wat juz 10minit jek jdk 10hari........

Laen kali ckp jek laa, borg tu proses, next sem baru bley dapat!!!!!!!!! WAARRGHHH!!!!!!!

:: BBQ ::

Salam sumer...

Ni de aktiviti tuk minggu ni...minggu ke2 naek sem..

Aktiviti nye dirancang ngan x semena-mena nyee.. memule ngat nak wat wikend tp asyik xmasuk jek ngan jadual masing2 yg sgt la bz tuu (bz ngan meronggeng jek pdhal..haha)

Tetibe jek dpt msg yg BBQ is on...pd ari rabu ptg...huhu.

Walaupon tkejut n xtawu menawu pape... tp da ramai yg stuju jek...plus da xde mase laen lgk da nak sumbat wat BBQ ni, kt0rg pon juz g0 with d fl0w...hahaha.

Geng2 kami xmuncul ptg tu memikir kan nk kne solat maghrib plak... s0 ktorg decide gi lepas maghrib jerkk..

Tp seswai sgt la mase ktorg sampai tu dak2 laki baru pas bjaye idup kan api setelah 2jam berusaha...hehe. s0 kt0rg la plak take over membakar ayam semasa mereka gi solat...

Ktorg wat kt dlm UIA jerkk.. dkat tepi tasik...bwh jambatan..hahaha. k0rg agak2 la sendrik kt0rg wat katne..hehehe.

--------- d gulrs (plus Ana yg xdpt menghadirkan diri sbb die duk kt Subang sane..----


--------- ni jek braderS LLB_S yg de.. (Abe on d way) ---------



S0, ni la die BBQ dak2 LLB_S batch kami...


Next event: Berbuke p0ce same2 plak..yeayy!!!

:: MohD Zakuan Adami ::

Hye again...

Erm.. next best thing i wanted to share with u guyS here iS ...........

Smlm, Ahad 19July aku gi melawat baby Kak N0r.. Kak Nor ex rumate kesyangan ku... Die deliver 13 May aitu tp memndang kan die bsalin kt Kelantan and tme tu gak aku ngah cuti kt umah s0 aku decide tuk jenguk die tme da naek sem ajek laaa... bersama ex rumates ku yg laen..

Tp yg bjaye join aritu hanye lah Kak Ayu n Kak Jiha..

Kak Jiha mmg umah die kt Klang so ktorg juz jmpe tme nak gi umah Kak nor tu jek laa.. Dr Uia aku mcm bese la heret Huda Md Isa tu (wakakkaa) and pick up Kak Ayu kt Wangsa Maju..

Ktorg gerak kul 9lbey pagi pd ari ahad tersebut... smp Klang dlm kul 10lbey pg..

Kak Nor n Abg Zaki da pindah umah da upe2 nye.. bkn kt Jln Yadi Sg Udang lgk da.. tp pindah kt area2 ctu gakk.. (tp jauh la gak dr umah lame tuu...huhu)

Kt umah Kak Nor tu de Kak SUtie (mak sdare kak nor tp mude dr kak nor staun), Tokma (nenek Kak Nor) n Arif (adek Kak nor yg encem...woops..)...

s0, ni la diye baby Kak Nor tuu...













Name diye Mohd Zakuan Adami...

memandang kan bapa nye bernama Mohd Zaki sbb tu la die insist nak gak letak name anak die stat ngan huruf Z...wakakkaa..

Sebenor nye kan Adami di jangka kuar around 22-23May taw.. tp di sebabkan Kak Nor ttbe diserang darah tinggi plak tme pregnant tu so tpakse la doc inject kak nor supaya deliver awal.. tuk keselamatan baby di dlm puyut nye aka Adami.. Kalu x Adami mmg da jdk geng setia aku daa...hukhuk..

Tapi xpe, yg pntg ktorg same2 lahir bln May..yeahh!! hehehe

Mase baru2 lahir dulu aku tgk muke Adami mcm Kak Nor tme Kak Nor anta MMS kt aku...


tp da 2bln lbey ni da terserlah ke arah muke Abg Zaki la plakk...hehehe..

Next time aunties dtg umah Adami lgk yerk... Jgn windu kt auntie taw..hehe.

see ya again pal!! (die lahir bln May so bley jdk geng aku..hehe)

-NoteS-

*Gamba Kak Nor xd mmndngkan Kak Nor xpkai tdung tme tu so xamek gamba diye..hehe.

:: Forum Hak & kebAJIKAN ::

Salam sume.. da sminggu da xupdate blog.. ade windu kt i ka?? wakaka.. wlaupon sminggu tp byk mende yg da terjadik.. demam la, cirit birit la, merempat blek org la, tp yg plg best sbb dpt wat mende yg bpekdah...iaitu... hehehhe...

ktorg attend FORUM HAK & KEBAJIKAN ANAK APABILA MAK @ AYAH MEMELUK ISLAM...=)

Aku cerite psal forum ni dulu la yer.. yg laen tu aku cte kendian...

---Ustz Hashim Yahya, Tn Hj Zainul Rijal, Dato' Nordin, Sir Farid Sufian n Dr. Normi ---

Forum ni AIKOL yg wat.. motif utama mewatkan ktorg nak pegi sbnor nye sbb salah satu dr ahli panel nye adalah Ustaz Hashim Yahya..ooppss.. Datuk Hashim Yahya.. iyerk, bekas Mufti wilayah persekutuan tuu.. die ajar ktorg.. last sem dan juge dis sem.. best blaja ngan die.. lawak.. baek..hehehe..

Lagik satu purpose aku nak g forum ni sbb Tuan Haji Zainul Rijal, d fam0us Syarie Lawyer tu pon de skali jdk ahli panel.. slalu duk nmpak kt dlm tb jerk kann so kali ni bile lgk nk jmpe in person kan...hehehe.

Tapi mmg xsesia la ktorg gi.. selaen dr dpt ilmu pngetahuan..cewahh.. dpt gak mnyaksi kan adegan2 org2 atasan bdebat..isu hangat ni terjadik bile wakil dr AG, En N**** bgn dan ckp yg forum ni dah 'too late'.. heh. Kalu dah org AG tu AG gakk... Smp ke Prof Zaleha pon bgn tuk membidas kenyataan beliau..huhu.

Yg pntg kte kne tawu yg kedudukan Islam kt Mesia ni da goyang.. even golongan minoriti bkn Islam pon di dengari kt kabinet kerana ketidakpuasan ati dorg psal Islam.. sume nye sbb maenan politik...hampehs kann.. heh. Org politik skang ni, smate2 sbb tamak kan kuasa, sanggup memperjuang kan agama dan akidah sendirik...mmg xde maruah diri la dorg neh! heh..

Fuh, em0 btol aku bile ckp psal mende neh.. bengang..

Plg besh bile Prof Zaleha (AIKOL's Dean) ckp, kte da xtawu nak mintak tolong sape da sbb tu kite pegi bernaung di bwh payung 'kuning' (Majlis Raja-Raja) tuk wat aduan psal amendment Sec 51 AMU... bkn payung biru mahupun hijau..hoho.

Doa2 la sem0ga Islam kt Mesia ni tetap utuh... supaya sgale usaha makhluk2 yg nak amend sections yg bkenaan ngan kedudukan Islam akan gagal!! AMiiin..

-NoteS-

*Aku ngah dmam tme forum ni..tp tabah x aku still g even dmam.. sume nye kerana nk tgk Ustaz ksyangan berucap..kikikiki.

:: Giler2 ::

Salam semua.. kabare sumer?? sehat?? hm, ktorg dak2 final sem LLB_S uia da stat sem da.. maka masing2 da blk uia la pd ari ahad aka smlm (even masih de yg xdtg cls..haha).

Aku seblom bertolak blk aku da dpt bite dr Huda yg aku ngan Atun dipisah kan.. ktorg xdpt bilik same!! warghh.. pdhal da apply nak same2 bilik da.. alasan opis kolej ameenah ckp sbb kami xckup 4 org.. pergh.. tu satu hal laaa.. tp Atun still dpt same wing ngan dak2 ni (Huda,Nax,Una n Yuna).. Aku seketul jerk yg tcampak ke wing laen.. Even Dayah@ Peah pon dpt wing same ngan dorg..heh!!

Tapi xpe, aku tarik napas pjg2, tenang kan diri dan bgerak gak blk UIA..hoho.

Smp UIA dlm kul 3ptg..opis da pnoh ngan org2 nak regis..aku pk2 blk, nak carik gado pon, mmg kompem xberbaloi nye sbb dorg ngah bz regis kan budak so aku juz tanye bile date bley apply tukor blek..

dorg ckp 20july kang.. so sminggu laa aku kne merempat kt blek dak2 ni dlu...perghh!

Yela, aku dpt wing laen, tingkat 3..xkan aku nak ngangkut brg2 ke blek tu dlu, pastu lpas 20july dpt tukor blek kang aku nak ngangkut smule brg2 tu naek tingkat 5!! (kmungknan bsor dpt level 5 sbb de 2 kosong..plus, saingan tuk rebut blek ni tipis..da name pon level 5, sape nak??)

So, aku punggah barang2 aku ltak jek la kt blek depa ni dlu.........

Mlm after mahgrib ktorg lapaq... so kuar la carik mkn.. Nax xblk lgk, Dayah da mkn, Una pon kuar, so kami b4 yg kebuloq jek la kuar...

Ktorg mkn kt satu restoran kt blakang Giant ni..best gak laa.. satay die even 70sen tp bsor gak laa..huhu.

Pastu gi Giant shopping toiletries..

Pastu............ jeng3.. tgk sebelah Giant tu de tempat berkelip kelap warna warni..masing2 mata da tbulat bulat da nak gi...Elok2 plak da abes serang Giant tu Nax kol gtaw blok kami xde letrik...Tanpe segan silu dan konfiden nye maka kami pon serang la fun fair tersebut...wakakaka..

Ktorg wat 2 kije giler kt cni.. first sbb naek kuda merry go round tuu...haha. Memula aku mcm ala malu2 gak nak naek tp melihat kan keadaan skeliling yg xbape nak ramai org tu, aku pon lyn kan le kanak2 riang ni naek.. hehe. best pulek naek kuda neh yerkk..hahaha.

Kije giler no 2.. nak teke ktorg naek per...?? haha. Setelah pusing2 memikir kan nak maen pe plak, last2 kami pon memutus kan tuk naek..................... erm.... naek............hehehe.


Naek ni!! hahaha.

Giler ah, kecut perut tuu..aku yg ala2 macho bile naek mende2 ni pon de gak terjerit2..haha.. awal2 aku n atun da dnga Huda n Yuna jerit di sbalik sane..xlame tu kami plak join..wakakkaa...

Plg bengang sbb si mat Bangla yg control maenan tu gelak2 kan kami.. pastu die ckp pe ntah kt ktorg.. ala2 saje nk me lame kan maenan tu berpusing..perghh.. sampai pnat tu ktorg jerit..haha.

Mintak2 la xde dak2 UIA memana yg mnyaksi kan adegan2 kami semase kami manaiki mnde alah tu... Aksi2 kami, hanya Tuhan saje yg tawu...kikikiki..

Gamba slepas naek mnde alah tu tidak dpt di amek mmndang kan masing2 da mabuk.. jln da thuyung hayang da.. pk nak blk UIA jekk...hahaha. Lgkpon da kul 11 stngah mlm da..kikiki..

Tu lah diye kije2 gile kami wat pd mlm baru stat sem Final LLB_S kami...

Makin da tuwe makin menjadik jadik...

Makin gile2 masing2...wakakakkaa..


-Notes-

*Camne nak gi Genting neh?? iskk...

:: Dadih ::

Semalam ptg, aku terjumpe se paket dadih kt dlm gobok dapur kt blakang..

gobok tu tempat simpan stok2 maknan yg ber paket dan ber tin..mcm gula, tepung, susu manis, sardin etc..

Dadih paket ni my 'used to be fwen' dlu yg bagik.. da lame da..

2years ago rase nyee.. but dun't worry, still x expired lgk taw..hehehe.

Memandang kan aku xpnah wat dadih and setelah sekian lame dadih paket tu duk terperap jek kt dlm gobok tu..aku pon wat laaa...

So, ni la diye dadih nye...hehe.

yeay...it's dadih cokelat every one...

Sile2... jemput...ngeee~~

:: If I were a b0y ::

Hmm.. don't kn0w h0w t0 start...Pe yg aku bley ckp, men are complicated.. if they say that girls are complicated and yes, we admit we ARE, but u guys have t0 kn0w dat u urself are c0mplicated to0o.. s0, we are even actually..

It's difficult to really understand a man actually.. same mcm it's difficult to understand a woman k0t..because men are fr0m Venus and Women are fr0m mars.. like what Dr. John Gray said..

Dats Y men and women are totally different from each other..

If they are magnets, the men are the positive one and the girls are the negative..

Even they are different in terms of criteria, behaviour but they still attracted to each other..

Nape la agak nye camtu ek.. tu la die kejadian yang Maha Suci Allah..=)

Actually, the differences tu la menjadikan dorg c0mplete each other..

They need each other sebenarnye..

without one of them, the other akan jadik senget..

mcm patah kaki sebelah.. kan ke susah nak idup name nye tuu..huhu.

Sume tu atas usaha from both sides to try to understand each other and sacrifices for each other..

Give & take mesti ade.. xbley one side jek asyik yg bgk n the other side jek asyik yg terima..manyak cantek!! heh.

f0r dis, i would like to share with u guys a s0ng...

A lovely s0ng..

Yang ni feat R Kelly nye so dats y it makes it perfect..

really make sense..

(Beyonce)

If I were a boy

Even just for a day

I'd roll out of bed in the morning

And throw on what i wanted then go

Drink beer with the guys

And chase after girls

I'd kick it who I wanted, and I'd never get confronted for it

Cuz they'd stick up for me

If I were a boy

I think I could understand

How it feels to love a girl

I swear I'd be a better man

I'd listen to her

Cuz I know how it hurts

When u lose the one u wanted

And everything u had got destroyed

(R.Kelly)

If u were a boy

Then, girl u'd understand

U need to stop listening to ur friends

Love, respect and trust ur man

So I go to clubs with the guys

And sometimes flirt with the girls

I should be able to roll out, as long as I'm coming home to u

And give u the world

But u're not a boy

So don't have a clue

How I work and pay the bills

How everything I do is for u

(Beyonce)

I'd listen to her

Cuz I know how it hurts

When u lose the one u wanted

Cuz he's taken u for granted

And everything u had got destroyed

If i were a boy (If I were a girl)

I would turn off my phone (I wouldn't play games)

Tell everyone it's broken

So they think that I was sleeping alone (girl u know that's wrong)

I'd put myself first

And make the rules as I go

Cuz I know that she be faithful

Waiting for me to come home

(R.Kelly)

But u're not a boy

So u can't understand

U are not a perfect woman

And I am not a perfect man

(Beyonce)

But u're just a boy....

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P/S: Tapi yg tang R kelly ckp psal sometimes flirt with d girls tuu..

I dun't think dat is acceptable..btol x girls?? =p

:: Wargh!! ::

Aku bengang ni... PC aku wat hal... Memula Ayed tgk hard disk yg ori (80G) nye (memndang kan aku de hard disk lgk satu..)... xbley nak bukak pe sume..aku suspect kne virus.. setelah mencuba tuk selamat kan data2 yg de esp gamba2 kenangan yg de dlm hard disk aku tu x jugak bjaye, aku pon rela kan hard disk tu di format kan...

Sdey nye Allah jek yg tawu...iskk

Mlm tdk Ayed stay up dr kul 2pg smp ke kul 6pg repair PC aku.. tdk pg aku bgn tanye die perihal perkembangan PC aku, Ayed jwb, "Xbley la kak.. xtau pe prob..Ayed da bukak sane sini da tp xbley nk install program.. die halfway pastu die crash..maybe m0therb0ard kot yg r0sak.."

perghh... aku kecewa gile bile adek aku ckp camtuu..ni yg nak nanges neh.. PC ni mmg btol2 wat hal nmpak nye neh..

"Abes mcm mane??" aku bertanya...

"Nanti try tanye abah laa..Biar Abah plak tgk..." jwb Ayed pada ku..

Iskk...iskk... aku da down gile neh.. ni yg lemah nak naek sem neh.. camne nak idup tanpa PC aku neh?? xkan nak merempat kt PC Nax plakk...iskk...

Dahla Abah sok kije sbb kne ganti cuti raya kang.. cian plak kt Abah nk nyusah kan Abah godeh PC aku neh...iskk

Kalu btol la motherboard r0sak, da la ngah sengkek ni kalu nak kene beli yg baru pon...

warghhh.................

tensi0n nyee............................

:: Kuang Aj0 ::

Tadik aku de dpt satu email neh..bengang giler bile aku bace..

Kalu aku kt tempat mamat tu pon aku wat mende yg same kot...ntah2 lagik teruk lgk..

Kuang ajo punye cina.. dah la kat carrefour wangsa maju...aku slalu jek gi situ..

kalu aku de kt tmpat kejadian mmg aku da tlg defend da mamat tu and kasi tazkirah sket kat manager yg hampehs tuu..heh..

Gini cerita nyaa...

'Kejadian ini mmg benar2 berlaku di Carrefour Wangsa Maju. Seorang pemuda islam yg bekerja sbg cashier di pasaraya tersebut telah menumbuk seorg lelaki cina.

Ini berlaku kerana ketika pemuda cina tersebut sedang membayar harga barangan, pemuda Melayu ini telah menegur lelaki Cina tersebut mengenai gambar baju yg dipakai oleh lelaki cina tersebut.

Gambar itu adalah seekor babi yg sedang memakai serban di samping seekor anjing yg memakai tudung lambang agama Islam. Pemuda melayu itu bertanya gambar apakah yg dipakai oleh lelaki cina tersebut.

Dengan rasa bangga dan tidak bersalah, pemuda cina itu terus menjawab sambil menunjuk ke arah gambar baju nya.. mengatakan babi yg memakai serban tersebut ialah nabi Muhammad dan anjing itu adalah Khadijah.

Mendengar jwpn lelaki tersebut, dengan tidak di sangka2, pemuda melayu itu menumbuk muka si cina tersebut.

Huru hara lah suasana di Carrefour tersebut.

Kemudian cina itu memaki hamun pemuda melayu itu lalu dtg lah Manager Carrefour yg juga beragama islam lalu memecat lelaki melayu tadi...

Malang nya, walaupon apa yg di buat oleh Manager tersebut adalah betul di sisi undang2 kerana salah utk menumbuk org sesuka hati tapi malangnya Manager tersebut bkn saje memecat pemuda melayu tersebut malah turut memaki hamun nya dgn kata2 kesat...'

X gune nye kafir laknatullah tuu...

Manager tu pon satu.. pemuda tu mempertahan kan akidah agama islam, kok ye pon nak pecat xpayah la nak maki hamun diye.. die wat mende yg betul sbnor nyee..

kne ajar sket cina yg kuang ajor camtuu..

In fact dlm Federal Constitution gak de ckp, freedom of speech exclude tuk ckp mende2 yg membawa kpd sensitiviti agama... cina buta law, mcm tu laa... heh!

Aku yg bace e mail ni pon da bengang giler pe tah lagi pemuda tu yg mmg dpan mate die sndrik cina tu ckp......

Syabas tuk pemuda tuu...xpe, ilang kije dek kerana mempertahan kan akidah bkn satu kegagalan tp adalah satu perjuangan...

Insya Allah ade hikmah yg lbey besar tuk anda kelak..

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* Kite sbg org islam ptut sensitif ngan mende2 cam gni...

Sesungguh nya t shirt sedemikian adalah salah satu strategi kafir laknatullah nak jatuh kan

Islam sebenor nyaa...

:: MimPi ::

Arini, kul 7:50pg aku dah bgn...tdk umi aku gi spital, Amad, Ayed n Firdaus bwk.. umi tetibe rase pening yg amat... Die nak spital wat treatment cmne die pnah pning camtu dlu..maybe blood pressure die sgt tinggi...Harap2 umi xde pape yg seriyes...harap2 umi xkene tahan wad...

Insya Allah everything's fine...aminn..

Mlm tadik, aku mimpi.... aku mimpi maktok.. aku mimpi bergelak tawa ngan maktok... mimpi maktok mengaji.....sume nye ngan maktok.. Dlu, tme tido kt umah maktok, tempat aku tido xlaen xbukan, mesti bersama maktok..

Maktok xtido kt bilik, panas kata nya... even abah dah pasang kan air cond kt dlm blek besar kt umah maktok tu tp maktok tetap selesa tido kt depan umah.. depan umah tu merupakan lounge asal umah maktok tuu.. skang umah maktok dah tambah bhgn depan yg lbey besar sbg lounge.. tp bhgn tu maktok jarang gune... bile perlu jek maktok bukak.. maktok slalu pkai bhgn depan umah yg dlu.. kuar masuk pon kot pintu tuu...

Masuk jek pintu tu, sebelah kiri de katil maktok.. katil tu merupakan katil arwah paktok yg dah 10 taun lbey tinggal kan kami.. kat situ la tempat maktok rehat, tmpat maktok ngaji...

Dan kat situ juga lah tempat aku tido stiap kali ber malam kt umah maktok...

Kami akan bergilir gilir.. bile maktok tido atas katil, aku bentang tilam kt seblah katil tu, bile aku tido atas katil, maktok tido bwh.. ikut kan aku biar maktok jek tido atas katil tp maktok yg insist nak camtu..

Before tido maktok akan borak2 ngan aku.. tanye mcm2.. psal life aku, psal kwn2 aku, psal famly aku, psal adek2 aku, psal umi n abah.. kami akan bertukar2 cerita..

Maktok slalu cerita zaman die muda2 dlu... arwah paktok camne, abah n adek beradek camne etc.. maktok org susah.. paktok hanya drebar lori.. paktok pnah jadik drebar pd askar jepun satu masa dulu.. Paktok pnah kene seksa ngan jepun sbb de satu masa tu lori paktok drive terbabas sbb xbese ngan lori jepun tme tu.. Mase tu paktok awal2 lgk bwk lori tu..dah la masa tu blakang lori tu de general jepun tu.. mane x nyee..

Maktok plak dah kije mcm2 jenis kije.. kije kilang da bape byk dah, kije jdk maid omputeh pon pnah.. sbb tu maktok pndai speaking sket2.. "Halimah, tomorrow u come to my house at 3pm okay," ayat yg slalu maktok cite pe yg omputeh tu ckp kt diye... Aku selalu tersenyum setiap kali maktok cite psal tu...

Kat bahagian tu gak de tv kcik tuk maktok tgk berite, dengar ceramah setiap pagi n kdg2 tgk cerita melayu..

Mlm tdk aku mimpi kt katil tu lah.. tp gelap jek..xnampak pape kecuali maktok..yg pntg aku kt sebelah kiri, maktok kt sebelah kanan.. kami de tgk satu program yg kelaka, pastu kami gelak same2.. xlame tu maktok ngaji.. aku dengar jek smbil menghayati maktok mengaji.. suara maktok nyaring.. sedap dan lunak sgt bile mengaji...

Ntahla, tu jek yg aku ingat psal mimpi mlm tdk.. kite kan snang lupe psal mimpi kite... even mimpi tu sgt indah...even mimpi tu baru jek terjadik mlm tdk.....

Smlm lepas blk dr kije, abah de gtaw aku yg sabtu ni die kije.. cuti ganti tuk raya kang... pastu abah sambung.. "Raya kali ni maktok dah xde.. kite raya kt umah ni je lah..xpyah blk kg melayu.." xlame tu abah bersuara semula, "xpon kite blk, buat doa selamat, baca yasin ke pe sume kan.." Aku pon bersetuju smbil mengangguk angguk..

Abah smbg lgk, "Abah selalu byg kan yg maktok akan terbaring jek kt katil... abah akan jage diye smp die sgt2 tuwe...Tp rupe2 nye xsempat pon.. sekejap jek maktok dah xde.." Suara abah sayu jek.. time tu aku ngah mengadap laptop smbil layan kan abah berbual... time abah ckp camtu air mata aku da nak jatuh dah tp aku tahan jekk.. aku wat2 xbape nk dengar sgt pe abah ckp.. wat2 leka ngan laptop neh...huhu.

Akak tawu abah sdey.. akak ni sdey, abah pe tah lagi... Akak pon windu kan maktok abah...

Xpe, mcm abah ckp.... no telefon maktok skang ni, 24434... hanya dgn solat, al fatihah n sdekah kan yasin jek cara nye tuk kite 'berhubung' ngan maktok...

Harap sgt mimpi mcm mlm tadik dtg lgk..

mimpi indah ngan maktok..............

:: Jap jerk..::

Arini da ari rabu..sok khamis, jumaat, sabtu...warghh.. tetibe rase mcm jap plak cuti 3bln neh..
tup2 da nk naek sem daa..macam xpecaya la plakk..hoho.

Bukanpe, windu mmg windu nak blk Uia tuu..jmpe membe2 yg masing2 de pale n karenah yg tersendirik..(hahaha. n0 offence kay), suasana gi cls.. lepak2 cafe..lepak2 comp lab..lepak2 NZ.. ooppss.. tu aktiviti luar la plak..hehehe.

Yg pntg, abes da cuti 3bulan yg lpas ni ktorg belom tentu akan nikmati nye lagi..
Lepas ni bile da stat kije...jgn haraplaa... cuti 3ari pon blom tentu dpt merasa maa..sbb tu i really enjoy dis vacation..xmintak part time job pon..haha.

Kalu mintak pon yg bley wat kt umah jek mcm data entry ke pe ke tp xde vacancies la plakk..huhu. xpe2, sume tu da berlalu... n0w it's time to finish up my last semester..yup, d LAST semester of my studies..lpas ni kalu nak smbg lgk mmg kne amek MA laa..which is different sama skali compare to LLB n LLB_S..

s0, kpd membe2 LLB_S..

d0 enj0y our very last semester ni c0z sumday we are going to miss it very much..
appreciate each n every time we spend with our friends studying, going to class, hang outs, shopping.....sume2 laah..

Wish dat dis final sem d clock will start ticking slowly compare to normal....iskk.



.................... I really love dis pic!! =) ................

:: Do u kn0w?? ::

Aku dr kecik kureng sgt ngan sains ni.. tp aku sgt suke bace psal science facts that are interesting...

Ia bkn saje menarik tuk di bace malah kite dpt pengetahuan tentang kejadian Allah swt...

Sesungguh nya setiap makhluk dan kejadian Allah tu de hikmah di sebalik nya...=)

1) When the queen of the cl0wnfish school dies, a male cl0wnfish changes it's gender

to become female and takes her place....

2) The life of an eyelash is ab0ut 5 m0nths..

3) Turtles and sea cucumbers can breath through their buttS..

4) The little Alaskan Wood fr0g is capable of reviving itself back t0 n0rmal life after staying c0mpletely fr0zen f0r m0nths during which it's heart, brain, and other organs st0p functi0ning..

5) Some species of earthw0rm can have as many as 10 hearts..

6) The lighter was invented earlier in 1816 by J.W Dobereiner bef0re the match..

7) Each time lightning strikes, s0me 0zone gas is pr0duced, thus strenghtening the ozone layer in the Earth's atm0sphere...

8) The am0unt of water beneath our gr0und s0il is

50 times as much as all water in the rivers and lakes c0mbined..

9) Cheewing gum is invented by a dentist, William Semple

as a way to exercise your jaws..

10) Earth is the only planet not named after a Roman or Greek god..

11) Although it is the cl0sest to the sun, Mercury has ice in it's craters

* Interesting kann?? h0pe u guys benefit from dis...

:: Sch0oL J0keS ::

I came acr0ss these j0kes n i find it pretty funny.. ~

Natural History Lesson
The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural history lesson.
“Worker ants,” she told them, “can carry pieces of food five times their own weight.

What do you conclude from that?”
One child was ready with the answer: “They don’t have a union.”

Opinion
On the first day of school, a first grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, “The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents.”

Silence

The 3rd grade teacher had to leave her classroom for a few minutes.

On returning, she found the children in perfect order. Everybody was sitting absolutely quiet.

She was shocked and absolutely stunned.

She said “I’ve never seen anything like it before. This is wonderful. But, please tell me, what came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?”
Finally, after much urging, little Julie spoke up and said, “Well, one time you said that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead.”

One Difficult Question
There was a student who was desirous of taking admission for a study course.
He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GD and was to appear for the personal interview.

Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions correctly.

The interviewer got impatient and decided to corner the boy.

“Tell me your choice,” he said to the boy, “What’s your choice: I shall either ask you ten easy questions or ONE real difficult. Think well before you make up your mind.”
The boy thought for a while and said, “My choice is ONE real difficult question.”

“Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice!” said the man on the opposite side.

Tell me : What comes first , Day or Night ?”

The boy was jolted first but he waited for a while and said: “It’s the DAY, sir.”

“How ???????” the interviewer was smiling (”At last, I got you!” he said to himself.)
“Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!”
Admission for the course was thus secured.

Chair
The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: “Using everything we have learned this semester, prove that this chair does not exist.”

Fingers flew, erasers erased, notebooks were filled in furious fashion. Some students wrote over 30 pages in one hour attempting to refute the existence of the chair. One member of the class however, was up and finished in less than a minute.

Weeks later when the grades were posted, the rest of the group wondered how he could have gotten an a when he had barely written anything at all.

His answer consisted of two words: “Which chair?”

:: Kucing Oh Kucing ::

Tgh ari tdk aku bengang sungguh bile tgk plastik roti kne tebuk ngan kucing pndatang haram tuu..wat sekalian kali nyee..kalu baru first tme masih bley di maafkan la gakk.. kali ni abes 4keping roti terpaksa d buang..da la tebuk tgh2..rosak da plastik roti tu...

Yg plg bengang ngan kek2 pisang yg aku bli 2ari lpas pon same kne tebuk..ni sume angkara kucing itam puteh yg chubby tuh..da la ttbe jek muncul kt umah neh, duk meow2 memekak jek..pastu abes sume sgale plastik yg de mknan die tebuk..xpnah2 la hai kucing tebuk plastik roti..kalu plastik berisi ikan ke, ayam ke laen laaa...heh.

------------Ni la diye kucing cro0k black n white tuu...heh! ---------



Dlm umah ni, kucing yg d register (bak kate umi) sbnor nye sekor jekk.. iaitu yg ni....



-------------------Encem kan Louis nii?? hehehe -------------------

Name die Louis..Louis d 2nd..dlu ktorg de Louis d first tp da mati..ttbe jek jmpe bangkai die..xtau mati sbb pe..sdey la tme tuu..ngan umi2 duk ber duka jek...

x bape lame lpas Louis d 1st mati, muncul la kucing puteh ini..kriteria die sjibik mcm Louis..snyap, good b0y jek..juz die lbey 'encem' la nak bnding ngan Louis yg 1st tuu..hehe. Tp Louis d 2nd ni baek sgt smp asyik kne buli jek die..hoho.

Kalu tme mkn jek mesti die xdpt..kalu die amek mknan jek trus bwk masuk dlm umah even da ltak mknan tu kt luar..smp die tdo pon dlm umah..cian die..tp die good b0y, xpnah pon kncing ke beyak ke kt dlm umah ni taw..

Okay, enuf psal Louis, lpas Louis d register kt umah ni, timbul plak sekor kucing ni.. kucing betina la tapi... xtau la kalu die ni gf Louis ke pe ke..tp da wat umah ni mcm umah die sndrik daa..kucing ni asyik memekak jek duk meow2..pastu die gesel2 kt kaki org smp da bape kali da nak terjatuh sbb die duk sebuk kt kaki..heh. Tu yg umi xbekenan nak regis kan die tu..huhu.

-----------------------Ni la die Pief evryb0dy..----------------------

Xbape lame die duk merempat kt umah neh, tup2 die bunting..pastu beranak..mak aih... 6ekor tu anak dier...iskk.. seb baek la Fahmi suke kt kucing neh n rajen melayan kan karenah die.. oh ye lupe nak gtaw, name die Pief, Sya yg bg name tuu..hehe.

Erm, ni la die anak2 Pief...

Xtawu la pe naseb anak2 Pief ni nanti..kalu dorg wat hal alamat nye kene buang kt pasar la jwb nye mcm anak2 kucing dlu tuu..(kucing betina yg merempat n x d regis gak tp bunting n branak kt umah neh..)

Umah neh da mcm pusat asuhan anak2 kucing daaa...

:: It'S aLL ab0ut ME ::

Greetings earthlingS...haha.

Hmm.. kt FB de wat games d mana rule nye kalu kne tag, kte kene cerita 25 things psal diri kite..

I kinda like dis game sbb secara xlangsung kte bercerita pe yg kte tawu n rase psal diri kite.. Ikhlas n tulus jek wat...chewahh..xtawu la org laen kan but I did dat..hehe.

So, what's d 25 unbelievable thingS ab0ut me?? Check it 0ut........

1) i was born on 23 may..=p i like dis date esp 23may 2008...ngee~

2) aku sulung..tgh de 5 boys and lastly my cheeky, jealous-hearted, kuat bebel but cute little sister..

3) aku pnah patah tgn kanan, adek bwh aku tolak jatuh balkoni tp apartment ground floor la..tme tu aku 4taun rase nyee..plus, tulang bahu bwh leher ni terkehel sbb eksiden..hoho.

4) form 3 time tunggu result pmr dlu aku kne appendics..tme tu 1st ramadhan, mlm 1st tarawih, g klinik after maghrib, admitted to d hospital around 9pm and kul 12am trus operate..d doc said dat i was very lucky cuz i dun't have to queue for dat surgery..alhamdulillah..=)

5) aku pnah skiing n yg plg best sbb pnah wat bungee jumping kt NZ..de bro yg jnjalan skali ngan ktorg tme tu siap tabik spring kt aku sbb brani 'membunuh diri'...wakakakka..

6) i'm a shopaholic tp xde la smp boros, kronik xde duet smp idup merempat...=p

7) sgt suke tgk desperate housewives n CSI...u gotta watch DH first then u know why..it's about life, relationship, family n most of all, friendship...=)

8) baru discover yg aku de athma..but a minor one laa..but still, de lelah...iskk..iskk

9) antibodi sgt lemah... HPA's result pon shows..resdung aku xtruk sgt sbnor nye tp antibodi yg lemah, dats y slalu flu, kulit sensitif, kne ujan bley demam etc...rumates aku tawu camne...ask them..=p

10) sgt sensitif in d heart..snang nak jatuh air mata ni even bile kne mare ngan d ones i love...

11) my future plan at first ngat nak join bank negara tp bile survey2 dr org sume, nmpak nye terpakse tukor plan laen...mn jdk kan aku dlm dilema kembali..huhu

12) I love Super Ring so0o much..yup, jajan/cekedes tuuu..dr kcik da wat masuk mulut ni, mmg la lekat smp ke tuwe ni haa..even tme xm pon asyik ngunyah mende alah ni jekk..haha.

13) i lurve chocolate but not really into ice cream..huhu

14) really miss kak nor...xde org bley ganti kan tmpt kak nor..sume mnde aku cte kt die..she knows all d important people in my life, my ups n downs...sume2 lah..=)

15) used to be so curious why ppl love FB so much n now i know why...haha
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16) sgt berangin dlm bdn ni...tp alhamdulillah angin nye kuar laa..dr duk diam jek dlm bdn ni mcm some ppl kan..=p plg pantang mkn kacang pjg..alamat nye sakit puyut la pastuu..huhu

17) if i can make one wish, i wish dat maktok can stay longer to see me on my wedding day..dats what she always wishes for all these times.....tp Allah lebih syg kan maktok...

18) i gotta slim down...suda rmai org tegor aku da GUMUK!! warghh...

19) u guys caye x yg b4 masuk UIA dlu aku sbnor nye nk masuk Al azhar uni..da siap wat passport sume da tp time tu lgk 6bln kot nk fly..hoho.tp disebab kan byk sbb yg susah tuk d explain kan kt cni n tgk uia de offer double dgree, trus apply n bertukor plan g uia jekk..hehe

20) sgt geli ngan cicak....my ex rumates, kak nor n kak ina dlu sgt la suke usik aku kalu tang2 cicak ni.. dorg pnah amek cicak mati n show it to my face...dat time, i screamed so loud.. cicak gak pnah landing baek nye atas bahu aku tuk lompat dr dinding ke dinding..aku jerit smp nangis2...huhu

21) org ramai ckp aku ni kalu xknal nampak mcm sombong..haha. yeke???

22) aku nak gak celeb bday aku even da lepas 1,2 bulan yg lalu...n i want dis to continue until i can't no longer celeb it aka die..hahaha

23) sgt suke hang out, travelling..dislike being at home la bak kate kajian Dr Fadzilah Kamsah..=p

24) really hope in d future i got a GREAT job with GREAT income (inc my hubby..HAHAHA) with great family n a great life..amiiin..=)

25) I'm doing dis because Nax n Adah tagged me in the FB...ngee~~